Saturday, January 22, 2005

A Scientific Study

This ones for the ladies:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if
she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine
features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is
more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further
studies are expected.

Now that's what I call S.E.X.Y.

Monday, January 17, 2005

The truth about Brad and Jen's breakup